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Old 10-01-2007, 07:43 AM
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Knucklehead Awards

Arriving late Friday night we missed the awards banquet. Could someone post all the winners and awards. I heard they were a riot.
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Old 10-01-2007, 07:54 AM
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Keith stood up before his name was announced. That was a very funny moment.
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Old 10-01-2007, 07:57 AM
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That's kind of tough. I think that a report of the forum awards may require a video or audio clip. As with much comedy, it's partially BP's delivery that made some of them as funny as they were.

All I know is, I got "The Roburado Award." I'm not sure exactly what it was for. I guess it was for the forumite who had the name closest to "Roburado." Seriously, if someone has a video clip or something, I'd love to hear what BP said about the award, because his explanation went in one ear and out the other as I was making my way up to the stage. Anyway, thanks, BP (I think)!
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Old 10-01-2007, 08:12 AM
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Arriving late Friday night we missed the awards banquet. Could someone post all the winners and awards. I heard they were a riot.
Mine (which is now on my desk) reads:

Member Who Looks Most Natural With An Animal Bone In His Mouth (Also Member Who Should Hide Behind Bass More Often)



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Old 10-01-2007, 09:11 AM
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Enjoyed the desert ride with you, Andrew!
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Old 10-01-2007, 09:19 AM
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Enjoyed the desert ride with you, Andrew!
Ditto...it was also really cool to meet Tyler outside the context of music. I was really pleased to see that he hasn't let all of this go to his head. He's just a great, ordinary kid. It'd be so easy to develop an attitude with talent like that, and I hope he "keeps it all real" with the help of you and others.
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Between his family and me, he knows we're just all crazy enough to embarrass him really badly if he does anything to provoke us.
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Old 10-01-2007, 09:35 AM
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The Chuck Psycho Ward Cupcake Pinup Award
-Wendy Mullen-

Member Who Looks Most Natural With An Animal Bone In Mouth (Also Member
Who Should Hide Behind Bass More Often)
-Adouglas-

Monster.com Resume Winner
-Adelucia-

Most Recycled Jokes and Australian Internet Dealer of the Year Award
(There is only one)
-Colin-

The "Where's NorM" Award
-NorM-

The Steve Dude Barr Betty Ford Scholarship
-Jack Williams-

The Achy Breaky Heart Award
-Stanky-

Thoughts And Prayers From All Your Pals At Ernie Ball Music Man Forum
Award
-Robelinda-

Hardass Traffic Cop Moderator That Speaks The Most Punk Rock Cliches
While Silencing a Guitar Player Award
-Phatty-

D.B. Cooper Award (Hijacker Of The Year)
-Fogman-

The "I Can't Believe He Said That" Award
Tie - Sterling Ball, Steve Lukather

The "I Can Hardly Tell He's Canadian" Award
-Beej-

The Big Ballz Award (Most Persistent Universally Disliked By EB Staff)
-Jeffrey-

The "Sizzle" Award
-Jodizzle-

The Sports Jinx Maker Of The Decade Award
-Kevin Scoles-

The Late Night Lurker Award
-Dargie-

The Gloria Steinem Award
-Beth Johnson-

The Most Threads With Only Four Words (Kansas Humor Award)
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The Half The Man He Used To Be (Or The "I Am More Famous At
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-Mobay-

The Roburado Award
-Roburado-

The Unable To Pass Disneyland Autopia Height Minimums Award
-Kbaim-

The Around The World Award
-Tiffles-

The Thoughts And Prayers From All Your Pals At Ernie Ball Music Man
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Old 10-01-2007, 09:44 AM
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Thanks! Great stuff!
did Wendy get her award? If not PM me your address and I'll mail it out to you guys.

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Old 10-01-2007, 10:20 AM
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That recap gave me a chuckle, Kevin. Thanks!
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Old 10-01-2007, 11:11 AM
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it is the DB Cooper award...google him famous hijacker or an airplane
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Old 10-01-2007, 11:14 AM
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These awards were supposed to be what happens in coachella stays in coachella but since they are public.......Jeffreys was most persistant AND universally disliked by entire eb staff
I think that poor sod thought it just me...I was the only one who could take him to task..
but enough about him
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I saw that typo before I read your comment BP and edited it accordingly. I just made sure the whole MM Sales staff know about Kevin's typo and lack of American 70's pop culture knowledge. "It's DB Cooper, Kevin not Doctor" I must have some mild tourets cause I find myself thinking out loud a lot.
Granted it happened before either one of us were born, but it's gotta be the most famous hijacking/robbery of all time. Come on!!

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I'm told BP is considering a height requirement for the next bash.
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