O/T Unsolicited marriage advice!

[Stevie James]

The Male is endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, namely the right to control the remote control.

[AnthonyD]

I have found the secret is in the cycle...

[mynan]

This is funny...The Perfect Man and Woman

[n!k]

Originally Posted by adouglas

+1.

Between us, Chuck and I have nearly 50 years of successful marriage experience under our belts. We know what the score is from first-hand knowledge.

So, n!k, how long have you been married? Just curious.

So how many years of being married is required for second-hand gay jokes, crude ignorance and poorly written internet humor to be funny? Is it the same for fart jokes? I'm sure you've farted much more than I have. I bet I just couldn't understand the really high brow fart jokes that you could!

[bovinehost]

Originally Posted by n!k

So how many years of being married is required for second-hand gay jokes, crude ignorance and poorly written internet humor to be funny? Is it the same for fart jokes? I'm sure you've farted much more than I have. I bet I just couldn't understand the really high brow fart jokes that you could!

Well, I don't think you have to be married at all to engage in those things. The gay jokes, in particular, are interesting for me because my best friend, ever, turned out to be gay and only told me when we were in our mid-20s. Hell, I don't think HE knew before that. You want to talk about funny? Yeah, we had some funny times. But he's dead now, so take that with a grain of salt.

Personally, I doubt that I have farted more than anyone. Or, if I have, it's been extremely secretive.

My point is this. I can appreciate how silly life is. Given where I've been and what I've been through, I have to appreciate how silly it all is. Not everyone has those same advantages, which leads, sometimes, to INTERNET ANGER.

Let's all get a grip, shall we?

In my high school yearbook, Class of '74, I was voted least likely to close a thread based on lack of humor.

Let's keep me on a roll, shall we?

Jack

[SteveB]

Originally Posted by n!k

So how many years of being married is required for second-hand gay jokes, crude ignorance and poorly written internet humor to be funny? Is it the same for fart jokes? I'm sure you've farted much more than I have. I bet I just couldn't understand the really high brow fart jokes that you could!

Is this really coming from somone with your avatar?

[DTG]

Phil Lynott (Thin Lizzy).....one of my Bass hero's

N!K I was going to say relax and take a chill pill,however you seem upset by what was said and maybe you have a right to be.But I really dont think it was said with malice or meant to be in bad taste.

[mynan]

Way to go, Ritchie. You suck.

[fogman]

Chuck,

That list was read to me at my reception by my sister-in-law!
Everyone laughed. I didn't think it was that funny at the time since I knew it was true!
Pass the beer nuts!

[n!k]

No one is mad, not me either. You guys will have to learn my humor, which the class of 2003 voted on me as the "funniest" in class. So the people of Iowa have spoken!

And yes, look at my avatar.

[Spectre]

Originally Posted by T-bone

Cause we're Bassists damnit! We're meant to stand in the back and hold down the bottom!

tbone (the perv)

You're not holding my bottom

[Spectre]

Originally Posted by adouglas

There's something missing there.

Hey, I just took a vacation that was all about manliness. I went to Indianapolis, the original cathedral of speed, gasoline and absurdly loud noise, and spent four days straight immersed in car racing, eating too much meat and generally behaving like that picture of me with the turkey leg (which was taken at Indy, BTW). I had a grand time.

What happens in Inday, stays in Indy

[The Rodg]

Originally Posted by Psycho Ward

15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

Are you still in one piece?

[bassplayersgf]

"If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!" AMEN!!!!

These rules have been hysterical

Stanky has pretty much learned after almost 10 months that when it's PMS time just let it go in one ear and out the other.

I definitely don't go for the whole superiority thing though. I don't believe in being superior, but I sure as hell don't want Andrew being superior either. There are things men are better at than women and vice versa. Add up both sides...we're equal...hopefully, that made some sort of sense to you all.

Now, back to the fun!

[Big Poppa]

wow this thread did fine without me. I did see on oprah that the average man passes gas 14 times a day......I laugh every time. The average woman passes gas 14 times a day also. I never see them laugh.

THere seems to be a double standard about who can joke about what these days.